Turns out the knock on the door was our old pal we've never seen before and only just met, Lucien! He's a strange fellow, so keep an eye on him! He's not your average door-to-door meat salesman. Mostly because he isn't at all.
Feel free to correct any translations because I have no idea what I'm doing.
The eating six saltine crackers one is obviously the best available deal.
It might be, but only if you get to whistle as well!
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Maybe it's just his door plate?